Thursday, August 03, 2006

The M Team

Here's a perfect pitch for a new action drama for the fall, RIPPED from the headlines...

First, the real news:
MSNBC News Services Updated: 7:02 a.m. PT Aug 2, 2006
NEW DELHI, India - They say it takes a thief to catch a thief, but India’s Delhi Metro has hired a monkey to frighten off other monkeys from boarding trains and upsetting passengers.
In an effort to keep monkeys out of the New Delhi subways, authorities have called in one of the few animals known to scare the creatures — a fierce-looking primate called the langur, the Hindustan Times newspaper reported Wednesday.

The decision to hire a langurwallah — a man who trains and controls the langurs — came after a monkey got into a metro car June 9, the newspaper reported.In that incident, a monkey boarded a train at the underground Chawri Bazaar station and reportedly scared passengers by scowling at them for three stops. It then disembarked at Civil Lines station.

Passengers had to be moved to another car while staff chased the dexterous creature, causing delays. The Delhi Metro Rail Corporation says it hopes the new hire will avert a repeat of that episode. “It started working about a month ago and since then we’ve not had a single incident,” said Anuj Dayal, a metro spokesman.

The langur handler is being paid a retainer of India rupees 6,900 ($160) a month, and “he will be called whenever there is a monkey problem,” Dayal was quoted as saying. “There are too many monkeys,” Dayal was quoted as saying. Langur monkeys are similarly employed around the grounds of parliament and some government buildings in New Delhi.
© 2006 MSNBC Interactive

And now...


THE PITCH:

In 1996, a crack commando unit of langurs was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These monkeys promptly escaped a maximum security stockade to the Indian underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if there are small monkeys menacing people on your mass transit system, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire...the M-Team.

(CUE THEME MUSIC WITH SCREAMING MONKEYS, MACHINE GUNS, ETC.)

They drive a kick-ass van to the subway, and freeze frame as they roll out the back, guns blazing.

HANNIBAL


THE FACE


HOWLIN' MAD MURDOCH


B.A. BARACUS


Saving India... one train at a time.


Whad'ya think?
I SMELL MONEY! LET'S SHOOT THIS PUPPY!!!

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