Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Hot naked Ann Coulter battles the Nazis...

I was checking out Max Barry's website the other day. He mentioned that when he felt down, he'd go check his web statistics to see what unique search engine queries led people to his site. He had a lot of strange ones, but I may have him beat. I made one post a few months back about Ann Coulter and how there seemed to be a small cult of people fixating on odd Ann Coulter sexual fantasies.
Well.
Guess who's getting lots of web hits because of this?
That's right, the leading search engine terms taking people to my site right now are Ann Coulter, nude, and Nazi. Which means I really need to get my books sold so I can have other traffic here. No offense intended to you Coulterphiles out there. Although if you are into Coulter, there's something you should consider...



I'm just saying, that's all...

In a related side note, I will be blogging more frequently about Ann Coulter's nude lesbian Nazi Bachelor Beach Party and the effects it had on Britney Spears and Madonna's attempt to convert Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to sex-crazed nymphomania with inflatable sheep. Take THAT, search engines! And welcome to all of you perverts. Let's see how "inflatable sheep" ranks on my hit list in a month.

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