Well. The war is twelve days old now. Hulk Hogan won. Everything is fine. The best part is, I've been writing like a maniac. Well, not like a maniac. If I was writing like a maniac, I'd be pumping out Unibomber manifestos and other such ilk. Writing like a man possessed? No, because then I'm be spewing out lines like BOW TO ME FOR I AM YOUR OVERLORD. PS, if you want to have fun today, please repeat "Bow to me for I am your overlord" in the evilest voice you can. Fun!
I am tired, tired, tired. Mainly tired of paying bills. I hate credit cards, and banks, and people that want high interest payments. Time to go back to writing...

so much to react to out there. The war. The Oscars. The impending Hulk Hogan match at Wrestlemania. The world is full of conflict and triumph. It's a wonderful time to be alive. I haven't ranted about writing for a while. This is where I am: I'm working on finishing up a screenplay so that I'll have something to sell out here. I've shipped my book off to a few competitions, and I have some plays circulating... so who knows? One production would be nice. Hell, anything would be nice right now. I'm here to write and I need to do more of it.
The war: What's strange to me about the war is the amount of information we're not getting. It's starting to feel a bit 1984 over here. There have been many civilian casualties, but our media has not shown them. Our troops have been captured and harassed on TV... but our media has not shown it. Oil fields have been lit on fire, possibly by Americans (according to Iranian journalists, anyway). There were reports of 8000 troops surrendering... but that didn't happen. There were reports that we'd captured Basra, and then we hadn't, and then we had, and then we almost had, and then we were near Baghdad, and then we weren't, and then we were approaching... The situation only seems to change when bad things happen to the U.S.
Troops die, and then a good progress report comes out. The whole thing is starting to smell like a big stinky coverup. Don't get me wrong. I support the troops and am quite happy to see Saddam deposed. But he's one tough bastard. I wish it could happen through coalition instead of US aggression. The worst part is, winning the war will be bad for US foreign policy. Pulling out will be disastrous. So we're in a no win situation, and it's all because we decided not to wait one extra month. Iraqi children will see their fathers killed, creating a new generation of strong US resentment, anger, and possibly the next Osama bin Laden.
Yet again, part of me feels this war is justified, if not necessary. Weird. I'm kind of on the fence here. If Iraq uses the weapons we claim they have, then that will make up my mind one way. If Don convinces Georgie to push the big red button, well... not that there'll be much world left afterwards, but I would certainly have a bone to pick with that.

You know what's fun?

War. Isn't this whole war thing great? I mean, really. I oppose this approach to foreign policy. But I don't oppose the war. I just think it would be better if Bush would get on TV and say "Look people, this guy pissed my Dad off, and I want revenge. And oil. And some other things, like a foothold in the Middle East that will allow us to invade other countries". Honesty is the best policy. So, since we're on the eve of what will probably be the re-invasion of Iraq, and since we'll be involved in a fight where many troops will suffer from Gulf War syndrome and worse, let's all just think about what's going on. Can we do something better than get on the streets and light candles? War has actually solved many problems. There has been no great movement for change in the world that did not come through violence. You can't name one successful peace movement that changed the world. Violence, in the end, is always the thing that causes the change. Jesus got beaten and stabbed and left to die. Gandhi and King were beaten and jailed. Peaceful resistance only works when the collective conscience of the bystanders kicks in and makes them see the horror of the world around them. No amount of hand-holding and singing has ever changed anything. I mean, I think we're all in agreeance that violence is not preferable, but change comes through pain, right? And further, it seems we're in for a great deal of change, because there looks to be a whole lot of pain on the horizon. So we need to get together and stop with the violence and find the love. You know? The best thing I've ever heard? Rap artists are uniting to create a song against war. Interesting. I think Hank Williams should write a song against alcohol. Kid Rock should write a song promoting abstinence. Why not? These crazy times. It's very late and I'm tired, and I'm trying to sound as Hollywood as possible here. Plus, the Oscars are setting up about half a mile from my apartment, and traffic sucks because of it, and frankly, I'm thinking I should buy some rotten tomatoes to chuck at the red carpet. Except, there is extreme security in the whole area. I mean, thank God. The knowledge that Joan Rivers is safe in these troubled times to critique people's fashion... phew. God Bless America.

Boobies and vomit and the smell of urine...

Ahhh, Mardi Gras. What an amazingly fun time for a person who doesn't drink. I have just returned from a whirlwind three day tour of New Orleans, hence the looooong absence from the journal (okay,okay I had to work some long hours too.) But the good news is, you get to hear about debauchery and nudity. New ORleans was fun. You can wander the French Quarter for hours and not get lost. How? Landmarks. Landmarks like the pinkish pale of stomach chunks in the Subway entrance. Or the street that smells like the men's room at Yankee Stadium on Free beer night. Mmmm. Not even the odor of Funnel Cakes could overpower it. In fact, I may never be able to eat funnel cakes again, lest my mind awake a sense memory of bile/urine freshness. But aside from that, here are some fun things I saw: Boobies. Old boobies, small boobies, fat boobies, fake boobies, athletic boobies, possibly underage boobies, male boobies, and artificial souvenir plastic boobies. Don't say I didn't take anything away from this trip. There were crazy costumes, crazy people, really good food, and more. We wandered out of the rain into a restaurant called ... well, something, I forget. They were understaffed due to exhaustion, so they only had four people working. But the service was still great and the food was amazing. Turns out it was a four star fancy-pants restaurant in the midst of a casual run during Mardi Gras. They will be highly recommended here, as soon as I remember the name. Aleks, help me. We also saw the oldest cemetary, and a voodoo queen's grave, and a slightly rambling ceremony from a voodoo priestess, and we saw Armstrong Park, the hotel overcharged, and we ate a king cake that was missing the king. Or perhaps one of us ate a tiny plastic baby Jesus, which is somehow poetically symbolic of the entire idea of Mardi GRas. From the Tutu wearing "French Special Forces" who roamed Bourbon street surrendering to the couple wearing strategically placed construction safety tape, it was a time I will always treasure. Plus, I got monkey beads. I am still a bit travel lagged from the whole thing, but I plan to fill in the foggy details as they come back.
In other news, I have sent some plays off to contests, and am getting the Totem ready for another run at publishers and contests. Cross your fingers for me.
The writing group has begun, and we are off to a slightly wobbly start, myself included, but I am sure everyone who promised to write will write, and those who promised to respond will respond.
Speaking of, I must go now to respnd and send out the next assignment...
Stay tuned y'all...